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Funniest Tom Brady tweets
Lifestyle, 4:01
<p>Patriots quarterback Tom Brady may be cleared in the eyes of the law, but he certainly isn't for thousands of football fans in the U.S. Here are some of the best tweets about Brady:</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>...And let the Tom Brady Internet reaction fun begin!<br /> — SundayNight Football (@SNFonNBC) September 3, 2015<br /> Some are witty zingers. </p> <p>Aside from Malcolm Butler, Judge Richard Berman has now forced the most significant turnover in Patriots franchise history.</p> <p>— Field Yates (@FieldYates) September 3, 2015</p> <p>#tombrady didnt see his shadow (may not even have 1) either way, 4 more weeks of coworkers hacky, deflated balls, jokes<br /> — Dolph Ziggler (@HEELZiggler) September 3, 2015</p> <p>Tom Brady is a hall of fame quarterback, but when someone asks to see his phones he's like</p> <p>— Eric Rosenthal (@ericsports) September 3, 2015</p> <p>Celebs have reacted to:</p> <p>A stoned Snoop Dogg is not thrilled about Tom Brady's overturned suspension:<br /> — SB Nation (@SBNation) September 3, 2015<br /> But Pats fans, of course, couldn't be happier. </p> <p>This is all I have to say. #TomBrady</p> <p>— Mary Georgantopoulos (@marygeorgant) September 3, 2015</p> <p>Tom Brady out here like<br /> — FutureHendrixs (@AINTTHATSHAWN) September 3, 2015</p> <p>God bless the American Justice System #PatsNation</p> <p>— JTE (@SchmoesJTE) September 3, 2015</p>
What Wall Street can learn from Tom Brady
Lifestyle, 4:01
<p>New England Patriots' golden boy, Tom Brady, is back for NFL's opening week after a Federal judge overturned Brady's four-game suspension for his role in "deflate-gate." Allegedly deflating footballs isn't exactly like allegedly messing with the markets, but Brady's victory in court can teach Wall Streeters a few things about how to survive an investigation.</p> <p> Destroy your cell phone every few months. No one will question it if you break your old phone every time you get a new one, which you should do at least twice a year. Texts to colleagues and friends? Gone.<br /> Come up with awesome nicknames for you and your friends. The Patriots' ball boy called himself the "deflator" because he wanted to lose weight. Why not dub yourself something like "the flash [crasher]"?<br /> Have your super model wife stand behind you at your press conferences. Sorry, is someone accusing you of something? We got distracted by those long legs behind you.<br /> Have an inept regulator. Oh, wait...<br /> Be incredibly awesome at your job. No one wants to lose their star quarterback, literally. Be the office QB. And maybe line up some high powered endorsements while you're at it.</p> <p>Photo: Keith Allison</p>
Wall Street recruiters go casual
<p>Being buttoned-up won't always get you in the door, even on Wall Street.</p> <p>Wall Street's biggest, young recruitment firm is taking a casual approach to a formal career path, reports the New York Post. Traditional recruiters have high fees, and old-school approaches to finding candidates and selling them to firms. But Vettery is the OKCupid to their yenta ways.</p> <p>Vettery, founded by Adam Goldstein and Brett Adcock, puts candidates on an online platform. Clients can access the platform free of charge while looking at as many as 100 potential hire profiles each week. Vettery then charges 15% of a hire's base salary, where traditional recruiters normally take 30% of a salary plus bonus.</p> <p>But Vettery isn't open to just any candidate. Less than 5% of its 82,000 registrants have been deemed fit enough for a profile. Candidates are from top-tier schools, with stellar experience.</p> <p>The system is working for them. Vettery says it's connecting more than 150 first-round interviews a week, and placements are looking to hit 500 in the next 12 months, and outstanding placement pace for the industry.<br /> Photo: uberof202 ff<br /> &nbsp;</p>
Daily Scan: US stocks have mixed Thursday; Jobs data due out Friday
Capital Markets
<p>Updated throughout the day</p> <p>September 3</p> <p>Good evening,</p> <p>U.S. stocks had a mixed day, starting slow gains in the morning before fading in the afternoon. The Dow closed up 0.1%, as did the S&amp;P 500. The Nasdaq lost 0.4%. The Stoxx Europe 600 ended Thursday up 2.4%. Oil is sneaking its way back up before the holiday weekend, closing just short of $47/barrel. Wednesday afternoon, the Federal Reserve released the Beige Book, its survey of businesses. Bottomline: Things are looking good. Investors will be examining same-store sales today to measure just how robust the American consumer is. Of course, Friday brings the mother of all economic datapoints -- the monthly jobs report. Survey says: nonfarm payrolls in August will edge up to 223,000 from 215,000 in July. Stay tuned.</p> <p>Here's what else you need to know:</p> <p>The Reunion debris is definitely from missing flight MH370. French investigators have confirmed that the debris found on an island in July is without a doubt from Malaysia Airlines Flight 370. The French were the last group holding out on a certain confirmation of the debris. CNN</p> <p>Kentucky clerk headed to jail. Kim Davis, the Kentucky clerk refusing to give out marriage licenses since same sex marriage was legalized, was found in contempt of court and jailed Thursday. Her office will start processing paperwork for same sex marriage licenses Friday. USAToday</p> <p>Dewey &amp; LeBoeuf defense rests. The lawyers for three former Dewey &amp; LeBoeuf executives plans to formally rest Tuesday without calling a single witness. The lawyers will also renew a request to dismiss the case, which accuses the execs of defrauding lenders and creditors. New York Times</p> <p>U.S. government extends healthcare nondiscrimination to transgender people. Health insurers and medical providers must treat all patients equally, regardless of sex. Earlier this year, a study found that 42% of female-to-male transgender adults reported verbal harassment, physical assault, or denial of equal treatment in a doctor's office or hospital. Reuters</p> <p>Images of dead child put face to migrant problem. Photos of a 3-year-old Syrian Kurd boy who drowned near Turkey are tugging heart strings everywhere. The horrible images of the child show how desperate the migrant situation is, as thousands have perished this year alone. The boy's mother and 5-year-old brother also died, and his father is in the hospital. Wall Street Journal</p> <p>Donald Trump will sign GOP loyalty pledge. A Trump associate says that the presidential candidate will sign the pledge to endorse the Republican nominee, preventing a third-party run. The move will help put Trump on Republican primary ballots more easily, and will undermine his opponent's attacks on the possibility of him running as an independent. </p>
Time for Indonesia to walk the talk
Capital Markets
<p>It is crunch time for Indonesia’s reform-minded administration. The imminent award of a highly contested new railway contract and confusion about a big foreign investment in a factory are a test of its resolve to put words into action.</p> <p>Any day now, Indonesia will announce the winner of a race between China and Japan to build the first high-speed railway in Southeast Asia's biggest economy. It has been an “unprecedented battle”, writes Reuters, to build the 150-km (93-mile) link between the capital, Jakarta, and the textile hub of Bandung.</p> <p>But, the decision has already been delayed a week. Ominously, a cabinet member said that the two proposals will be examined by an independent consultancy – which indicates more foot-dragging. That would be a pity. As anyone knows who has tried to move around in Jakarta or anywhere else in the sprawling archipelago transportation is a headache for individuals and a pounding migraine for businessmen.</p> <p>Separately, there are mixed signals about whether or not Taiwan's Foxconn Technology Group, the world's biggest electronic components maker, will go ahead with plans to build a large factory in the country.</p> <p>One government official said that the Apple supplier had abandoned the project, another denied it; Foxconn hasn’t commented.</p> <p>This is depressing for foreign investors eager to take advantage of Indonesia’s vast potential. It has a population of more than 250 million that is getting richer. Protecting domestic industries seems to be President Joko Widodo’s priority</p> <p>“Jokowi” was elected last year amid a wave of optimism that he would clean up government, reduce poverty, cut red-tape to attract foreign businessmen and fix the country’s dilapidated infrastructure.</p> <p>So far he has upset human rights campaigners by executing drug peddlers and alienated regional allies such as Australia with gauche foreign policy stances.<br /> Photo: Oktaviono</p>
Pimco's Total Return is not the fund it once was
Asset Management
<p>Oh how the mighty have fallen. Data disclosed on Wednesday reveals Pimco’s Total Return Fund has now sunk below the $100 billion mark to $98.5 billion - a third of its size just two years ago.</p> <p>The shriveling titan has now chalked up 28 consecutive months of outflows since April 2013 when it peaked at $293 billion.</p> <p>The departure of co-founder and "Bond King" Bill Gross - who shocked the investment world by shimmying over to rival Janus Capital last year - has not helped.</p> <p>The last time the fund was this small was in 2007 before it attracted mountains of cash from investors clamoring for the safety of bonds in the wake of the financial crisis.</p> <p>On plus side the outflow has slowed. The firm said investors yanked around $1.8 billion in assets from the fund in August, compared to $2.5 billion the previous month.</p> <p>The hemorrhaging is nowhere near as bad as it was in January when the fund had cash withdrawals of $11.6 billion. The fund has also delivered returns of 0.72% so far this year, beating 85% of its category peers, Reuters reports.<br /> Photo: Eli Christman</p>
SAC alums are killing it in 2015
Hedge Funds
<p>Their padrino’s performance may have taken a hit and most of their peers may be deep in the red, but for three SAC Capital veterans, things could not be any better.</p> <p>The New York Times reports that SAC alums Jason Karp, Aaron Cowen, and Gabriel Plotkin are all set to post a banner year for 2015 as Karp’s $2.9 billion Tourbillon Capital Partners returns over 18%, Cowen’s $2 billion Suvretta Capital Management notches up a respectable 7% to 9%, while Plotkin’s $1 billion Melvin Capital posts nearly a whopping 20%.</p> <p>This is in stark contrast to how the activists are doing; Bill Ackman’s Pershing Square is down 9.2% in August, while Barry Rosenstein’s Jana Partners slumped 4.3% in the same period.</p> <p>That might not be a good comparison though. SAC Capital – or Point72 as it’s now called – has always been renowned for its ability to trade large positions tactically, allowing them to dash in and out of positions quickly compared to activists who are typically invested in their targets for a long-ish haul.</p> <p>There’s still three months to go in the year though, so stay tuned. Who knows what the rest 2015 will bring.</p> <p>Photo: Insider Monkey</p>
MBK set to out-bid rivals for Tesco Homeplus
Capital Markets
<p>The battle for Tesco’s loss-making Korean discount retail stores is reaching its climax. Private equity firm MBK is set to ink the $6 billion deal, seeing off rivals KKR, Affinity Equity Partners and Carlyle to complete the biggest-ever private equity buy-out in Korea.</p> <p>Tesco Homeplus insiders leaked the word that the MBK consortium, which includes the state-run National Pension Service, Singapore’s Temasek and the Canadian Pension Plan, is the preferred bidder, according to FinanceAsia.</p> <p>Tesco’s exit follows a disastrous year for its domestic supermarket operations in the UK where it has built a mountainous £21.7 billion ($33.2 billion) of debt and has been forced to make £7 billion of asset writedowns.</p> <p>However, it would be a landmark purchase for MBK after a series of hit-and-miss investments.</p> <p>The leading Korean firm, set up by former-Carlyle manager Michael Byungju Kim, won the auction for ING Life Insurance Korea in 2013 and in the previous decade for gained controlling stakes in Taiwan’s China Network Systems and Japan’s USJ. But it lost a fight with KKR and Affinity for Oriental Brewery in 2009 and it has struggled to make much of its holdings in clothing firm Nepa and cable TV company C&amp;M.</p> <p>Homeplus is Korea’s second biggest discount store chain after Shinsegae’s E-Mart with more than 900 outlets. But MBK faces a harsh environment to make this investment pay off.</p> <p>The country’s sluggish economy and government curbs on weekend opening hours to protect mom-and-pop businesses means it will struggle both to reverse the company’s operating losses and also pay back the chunky loans it has secured to make the acquisition</p> <p>Even more worrying is MBK’s exit strategy. Losses last year by Homeplus tend to confirm that the country is a rather unhappy place for foreign retailers. Walmart and Carrefour pulled out after years of dismal performance.<br /> Photo:</p>
Barclays becomes the first bank to accept Bitcoin
<p>Barclays broke new ground this week by becoming the first bank to accept bitcoin. But don’t get too excited, the UK bank is only taking baby steps.</p> <p>Under a pilot scheme, people will only be allowed to use the crypto currency to make donations. The Wall Street Journal reports that Barclays is teaming up with bitcoin startup Safello to build a program that allows charities to accept bitcoin.</p> <p>Barclays is keeping the details close to its chest for now, but this move is a big boon to bitcoin’s legitimacy. It also galvanizes Barclay's reputation as a fintech pioneer.</p> <p>The bank was one of the first  financial institutions to launch its own fintech accelerator, with the first iteration of the Tech Star-powered platform being rolled out  in 2013. Safello, which has raised $1 million in seed-funding to date, is one its alumni.</p> <p>This is also a feather in the cap for London, where Barclays is headquartered, which is very quickly becoming recognized as the fintech capital of the world, and for good reason.<br /> Photo: Antana</p>
Can Apple Pay turn it around? It's adding banks faster than users
<p>This week Apple Pay added 18 more US banks to its roster of Apple Pay card issuers. This is the best bit of news the infant digital payments platform has had since early last month when it was revealed Apple Pay adoption rates had suffered despite strong iPhone6 sales.</p> <p>The survey – conducted by InfoScout and – revealed that the number of eligible Apple Pay users trying the service had dropped from 15.1% in March to 13.1% in June. Ouch.</p> <p>Needless to say Apple has been hard at work to ratchet up these numbers. This is the second batch of 18 bank partners Apple has revealed inside a month, bulking up its partnership count by 36 over the past four weeks.</p> <p>We can expect more announcements on September 9 when Apple holds its press event. According to AppleInsider, several changes to iOS 9 have already been confirmed , such as the Passbook app being renamed Wallet, and support for loyalty and reward cards being added to the platform. Here is full list of its recent bank additions:</p> <p> AltaOne Federal Credit Union<br /> American Bank of Commerce<br /> Capital Bank, N.A.<br /> Cardinal Community Credit Union<br /> Del-One Federal Credit Union<br /> Enterprise Bank and Trust Co.<br /> Envision Credit Union<br /> First Commonwealth Bank<br /> First National Bank and Trust<br /> First South Financial Credit Union<br /> FirstMerit Bank<br /> Fort Worth City Credit Union<br /> Leominster Credit Union<br /> Magnolia Federal Credit Union<br /> Monticello Banking Company<br /> Northfield Bank<br /> Southern States Bank<br /> Spire Credit Union</p> <p>Apple is also expected to announce more bank partnerships in the UK where the contactless pay limit was recently upped to 30 pounds (about $46). With a November Canada launch also in the offing, Apple Pay may amaze us yet.<br /> Photo: TheTruthAbout</p>